Onix Lemonade

"Arl: I'm pretty sure my onix just evolved into a steelix""Soper: as did i""Soper: damn son""Soper: this guys steelix died""Soper: i feel bad""Arl: Let's have a 'Pokemon battle'""Soper: he said his steelix loved lemonade""Gwoo: omg""Soper: >tfw soper actually started randomly developing feels""Gwoo: lemonade is 99% water""Arl: pokeman feels""Gwoo: rip steelix""Soper: was actually gonna make a joke but now i legitmately feel bad now :(""Soper: AYY LMAO""Gwoo: wtb emergency call""Gwoo: im killing myself""Arl: nou""Gwoo: srs crying""Gwoo: cant see shit""Gwoo: Instructions""Make the simple syrup. Combine the sugar and 1 cup of the water in a small                 saucepan and bring to a gentle simmer over low heat to dissolve sugar. ...""Squeeze the lemons. Roll each lemon over your cutting board, pressing down                as you do. ...""Combine. ...""Add ice. ...""Garnish.""Soper: ayy lmao""Gwoo: :^)""Soper: rock dildo 2.0""*** Arl impales sopir on rak daldo zwei ***""Gwoo: rip Onix""Arl: Onyx""Soper: Anyx""Arl: Anus""Soper: No fucksjsiNfucj""Soper: FUCK""Gwoo: lemme find it 1 sec kek""Arl: aylmo""Soper: rip hos anys""Gwoo: The south segment serves as a grave site to an Onix (nicknamed Tectonix                     (Japanese: イワキチ Iwakichi)) that                   was loved immensely by its                      Trainer.""Gwoo: ripperineros""Soper: how do you kill a rock""Gwoo: you make it love lemonade""Gwoo: >rips sides""Soper: >rips""Gwoo: >inb4 shwigrend lemonade stone pokemon meme""Soper: :^)""Gwoo: wtf""Gwoo: why is it not an onix""Gwoo: >:(""Gwoo: fine""Gwoo: will have to do""Soper: the onix is holding one too :(""Soper: its next to it""Soper: :^)"